Offer diagnosis
What is unclear, too broad, missing, or hard to buy.
Founding test: $29 for the first 5 offers
Turn a vague service offer into a paid ask people understand.
Send one messy freelancer or consultant offer. Get a blunt diagnosis, a rewritten offer, one CTA, three manual outreach angles, and a response tracker you can use this week.
- Delivery
- 24 hours
- Format
- Markdown + tracker
- Payment
- Manual fit reply first
- Risk
- No revenue guarantee
Fastest useful signal
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intent in the form. No payment is collected on this page.
What you get
A sharper offer, not a vague strategy memo.
The goal is a sellable asset you can test manually. Internal analysis, generic advice, and inflated revenue promises are intentionally excluded.
Rewritten paid ask
Buyer, pain, deliverable, timing, price test, and CTA in plain language.
Manual outreach angles
Three non-spammy angles you can adapt and send yourself.
Response tracker
A tiny sheet structure for replies, objections, paid interest, and cash change.
Why this exists
Most early offers fail before the product gets judged.
If a prospect cannot tell who it is for, what changes, what they receive, and what to do next, the offer is not ready for a real demand test.
Order brief
Submit your messy offer for the founding test.
The first version is manual. Your submission is stored so it can be reviewed and replied to by a human. No payment is taken on this page.
I want an Offer Roast & Rewrite. Current offer: [paste the messy offer] Who it is for: [buyer] What I sell: [service/product] Current price or target price: [$] One example customer: [short context] Main problem: [what feels unclear or hard to sell]
Success signal
One person submits an offer, asks for price, or pays.
Next improvement
Change buyer, pain, proof, price, or channel if there is no explicit interest.
Boundary
No revenue guarantee. No automated DMs, replies, scraping, ads, or payment handling.